When I found out that I was going to be the mother of a boy, I knew that one day I would be having conversations that I had never had before. Words like foreskin, penis and testicles became an every day part of life.
I never, ever imagined that I would be having these conversations just a mere 7 years after becoming a parent to a newborn baby boy!
"Liam can you please tidy up after yourself? I found your sperm in the sheets when I was doing laundry."
"Liam, I DO NOT want to find your sperm on the couch anymore."
"Liam, I found your sperm in the fridge AGAIN!"
His sperm was a heck of a lot cheaper then the stuff we bought from the clinic!
MPM: An appreciation
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