This summer my friend Coco did a series of great posts on old ads and how insane they were.
One of her entries focused on "woman issues". The ad for Kotex, while helping you with a blind date, a hair cut and how to get money from your Dad, had a little section at the bottom where you could write in for their book "Very Personally Yours". If you're hazy about what happens when and why - at "that time", then you need this FREE booklet (with illustrations by Walt Disney Productions no less!)
One of her entries focused on "woman issues". The ad for Kotex, while helping you with a blind date, a hair cut and how to get money from your Dad, had a little section at the bottom where you could write in for their book "Very Personally Yours". If you're hazy about what happens when and why - at "that time", then you need this FREE booklet (with illustrations by Walt Disney Productions no less!)
Well wouldn't you know it? I HAVE that book!! That is the VERY SAME book that my mother gave me as her attempt at having "the talk". In fact, she gave me 2:
Very Personally Yours
and
It's Wonderful Being a Girl
Oh yeah!! I learned a lot from those!
- I should "keep dainty and well groomed" so that I always feel attractive.
- Cold drinks won't give you cramps
- It's not risky to shampoo your hair at this time, but be sure to dry your hair thoroughly in a warm room.
- It's okay to go to the dentist, the filling will stay.
- Girls need to bath and shower to avoid developing an odour
- Guard against wet feet and chilling. Stay out of drafts... particularly if you are overheated. A sudden change in body temperature can shock your entire system... and possibly interfere with your menstrual flow!
- If you get blemishes just wash your face gently but thoroughly 4 times a day.
I got these books in 1981 when I was eleven. The fact that they were written in the 1940s and 1960s seemed to be lost on my mother. I also don't recall getting any explanation along with them. Just a box of pads and a plastic sheet for my bed. That was comforting!
Anyone want to share their "coming of age" stories?
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OK, I was able to keep my composure until I read about the "avoid wet feet and chilling" advice.
I'm still giggling inappropriately over here.
Classic! Thanks for sharing this, Andy. I really have to put up another post because the awful ads are simply everywhere.
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